December 2008
9 posts
Twenty One
My birthday is today.
The Suckiest Water
A broken water heater in December results in the worst. shower. ever.
On a Saturday Night
It only takes two hours of drunken slumber on one questionable couch to realize the excellence of your own bed.
Head Cold
Desperately trying to stop myself from focusing on my head cold. I have started brainstorming things that are actually more enjoyable when sick.
Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup is a sick person’s entire menu; it has the perfect noodle to broth ratio.
Daytime television (however, The View is never enjoyable).
Couches become the perfect 24 hour napping place.
Blankets convert...
Mysterious Production of Eggs
More often than not I pass the time at work by people watching. This morning a family of four were enjoying their eggs and french toast, while a small boy joyously galloped around them in circles—a tenacious effort for attention. He would not rest until his grandfather acknowledged him with a fork full of cheesy omelet, after twenty seconds galloping ensued.